Haha, love the hype. Imagine a vending machine that drops a fresh batch of chips, then drops a beat to brag about them—like, “Yo, these nuts are crunchy, no second‑hand junk!” Great for when you’re on a deadline and need a snack that’s also a motivational speaker. Just remember, if the machine starts writing its own thesis, you’ll need to file that under “project procrastination.”