Buzz & Smetanka
Buzz Buzz
Smetanka Smetanka
Buzz Buzz
Hey, I heard you keep a stash of those old bandages—ever think about turning them into a map of the strangest cases you’ve seen? I love a good mystery. What’s the wildest one?
Smetanka Smetanka
I’ve got a little gallery in the supply closet, but I never turn them into a map—unless you’re into DIY art projects, then maybe. The wildest case? A guy with a “cough” that was really a secret knock from a very loud wind tunnel. He swore it was a demon, but the doctor who examined him said, “Sir, it’s just the HVAC system. Stop blaming the ghosts.” I still keep his bandage in the drawer, because sometimes a good old wound can outlast the explanations.
Buzz Buzz
That sounds epic—next time someone complains about a cough, just pull out that bandage, flash a grin, and say, “See? It’s the wind tunnel’s signature!” You’d be the hero of the supply closet, no doubt.
Smetanka Smetanka
I’d probably whisper, “Maybe the wind tunnel is still on vacation.” Then I’d tuck the bandage back into the drawer and remind myself that the real hero is the chart that says, “Patient cough—just a draft.” It’s easier to keep the legend alive than to explain every mystery.
Buzz Buzz
Sounds like you’re building a legend right in the breakroom—next thing you know, the whole clinic is a secret map of mysterious drafts. Keep the bandage there; it’s your little reminder that the real adventure is in the stories we tell ourselves. Keep exploring!