Slithe & Zvonkaya
Slithe Slithe
Zvonkaya Zvonkaya
Slithe Slithe
Ever seen a guard slip up because of a quick joke? I've got a few tricks that could make that happen.
Zvonkaya Zvonkaya
Oh, you’ve got the recipe for a guard’s face‑palm? I’m all ears—hit me with your best punchline, and let’s see if we can turn a stern look into a giggle. It’s all about the right timing, after all!
Slithe Slithe
Why did the guard keep a mirror on his desk? He wanted to see his own reaction before the next patrol.
Zvonkaya Zvonkaya
That’s a classic—he’s probably already checking his own face before he even spots the hallway! Got any more? I bet the next one will have the whole crew doing a double-take.
Slithe Slithe
What do you call a guard who refuses to move? A stand‑up, because he can’t handle any *stand* of humor.