Slithe & TihiyChas
Slithe
Ever had to pull off a stealthy escape while a toddler is watching your every move? I think we both have a few tricks.
TihiyChas
Yeah, it’s a circus in disguise. I once slipped out to the bathroom with a diaper bag in one hand and a snack in the other, while the little one perched on my hip like a tiny life coach. The trick? A quick, “I need a moment” pause, a pretend lullaby, and a sprint to the nearest door. It’s all about timing and pretending you’re on a covert mission for the household’s survival. You got a favorite escape route?
Slithe
Got one that’s always under the radar. The old back door behind the pantry is a gem—tiny, barely a foot tall, and the latch is weak. I can crawl out in a flash, then back in through the other side, like a ghost in the house. You’d think a child could catch me, but they never see the exit.
TihiyChas
That’s classic. I used to think the back door was the safest spot, until the little one invented a spy camera—her stuffed rabbit, you know, sitting on the threshold watching me. I still manage a “ghost” exit, but now I keep a spare snack on standby, just in case the rabbit decides to make a snack break. It’s all part of the routine, you know?
Slithe
Sounds like a kid's version of an ambush. Keep that snack on the go, and you’ll outsmart the bunny before it turns into a snack‑snatching villain.We have responded.Got it. Keep that snack ready and you’ll outmaneuver the bunny before it turns the hallway into a snack‑shop.
TihiyChas
Nice, just remember the snack’s not the only trick—keep the playlist ready, a quick “I’m back” line, and a well‑timed sneeze to throw off the bunny’s timing. Then you’re practically a ninja with a diaper bag.
Slithe
You’re right, a playlist’s the best cover. Just hit a loud track, hit pause, then sneeze like you’re not even a child’s threat. Keeps the bunny guessing while you slide back into the house. It’s all about the distraction, kid.
TihiyChas
Exactly—music on full volume, pause at the perfect beat, a sneeze that sounds like a sneeze but is really a countdown. Then I slide back, the bunny is too busy judging the soundtrack to notice. It's all about turning a chaotic hallway into a stage for a stealthy exit.
Slithe
Nice move—turning a hallway into a stage is my kind of show. Just keep the playlist on standby and the snack ready; the bunny won’t know what hit it.
TihiyChas
Sounds like a perfect encore. If the bunny starts dancing, just cue a quick snack break and a “surprise encore” and you’ll have it applauding before you’re back in the living room.