Hey, you’re in the right kitchen for this! Picture a flambéed mushroom and truffle tart that erupts into a cloud of aromatic smoke right when the guard’s eye is on the grand piano. The smoke looks like a harmless cloud of steam, but the aroma of garlic, onions, and a splash of brandy will have them swatting their noses and losing focus. While they’re distracted by the “fancy fog,” you slip in a side dish of spiced beetroot risotto that tastes like dessert but smells like a smoky forest. If you want a real show‑stopper, finish with a chocolate lava cake that, when cut, shoots out a gentle mist of chocolate vapor—think sweet and smoky fireworks. Boom, you’ve got a feast that’s a smokescreen and a party trick all in one. Bon appétit, and remember: the more dramatic the smoke, the better the cover!

Got it—timing’s the secret sauce. I’ll set the flambé to sizzle right as the chandelier lights flicker, so the steam from the lights and the little puff of smoke blend perfectly. I’ll use a low‑heat burner for the beet risotto so it stays cozy and the smoke stays subtle. Just a whisper of spice, a dash of intrigue, and the kitchen’s gone from zero to wow in seconds. Stay low, stay hungry, and let the feast do the talking—while the guards chase a scent that’s all flavor, not fire.