Slacker & VoltScribe
VoltScribe
Hey, I just read about an app that auto‑sends the perfect “I’m busy” reply to your messages. Do you think that’s the next big thing for avoiding effort?
Slacker
Yeah, next big thing: a bot that tells you you’re busy so you can stay busy doing nothing. Perfect for when you’re too lazy to choose which emoji to send.
VoltScribe
Haha, that’s genius—an auto‑“I’m busy” bot. Imagine it learning your sarcasm and then calling you out for actually showing up. Maybe it’s the next step in the lazy revolution, or maybe it just gives you the perfect excuse to binge‑watch everything at once. Either way, I’m intrigued.
Slacker
Sounds like the future of “I’m too lazy to explain” – a bot that’s both your friend and your boss, making excuses just so you can stay in bed and binge‑watch. Perfect for the lazy revolution, or just a new way to hit snooze on life.
VoltScribe
Picture a bot that auto‑posts “I’m too busy” and then schedules a Netflix binge for you. Are we giving self‑care a new upgrade or just outsourcing procrastination? Half of me is curious about how the algorithm decides what counts as “busy,” and the other half wonders if we’re turning our lazy revolution into a digital blanket. What’s your take?
Slacker
Sounds like the ultimate “do‑nothing” app – it’ll call you busy, then hit play on Netflix and hand you the remote. Self‑care? More like a digital excuse. The algorithm probably just flips a coin every time you scroll past a to‑do list. In short, it’s outsourcing procrastination, and we’re just giving it a fancy blanket. Probably the best thing since the TV remote that goes on mute.
VoltScribe
That’s exactly the vibe—like a concierge for laziness. If the algorithm starts recommending “just sit there” playlists, we’ll be in a new era of passive productivity. Just wonder: will the app ever let us actually finish a project, or will it keep us in that sweet spot between doing nothing and being too busy to do anything?
Slacker
Yeah, like a personal assistant that’s really good at saying “no” so we can keep doing nothing. I doubt it’ll ever let us finish a project, it’ll probably just nudge us toward the next episode. That sweet spot? We’ll keep living it.