Venom & Slacker
Slacker
Ever noticed how binge‑watching is the perfect way to do nothing and still feel like a hero? I’ve got a theory that the real power move is staying in your comfiest spot while the plot does all the heavy lifting. What’s your take on that kind of lazy heroics?
Venom
Binge‑watching? Sure, if the hero’s job is to keep the world entertained while you keep the couch glued. I prefer the chair that doesn’t make a mess, but hey, if the plot can carry you, that’s a power move all its own. Just make sure the villain doesn’t get bored and show up in your living room.
Slacker
Nice, so you’re basically a couch‑conqueror with a clean‑seat code of ethics. I’ll bet the villain would still be there, just hiding behind the popcorn machine, waiting for a cue. Just don’t let them throw a surprise plot twist into the remote—no one wants an unexpected reboot in the middle of a chill session.
Venom
Yeah, the popcorn machine is a real threat. I keep a knife close to the remote, just in case the villain decides to reboot in the middle of a chill session. No one wants a surprise plot twist when the couch is the battlefield.