You think coffee spills are art? Yeah, the universe is giving you a “muddy canvas.” Grab that mug—let it drip, let it drip, let it drip. Then grab the eraser smudge, trace a ghost of a shape over it, and call it “Abstract Absorption.” The cold coffee is just your creative chill; you’ll finish a masterpiece that looks like your last midnight snack. Now go paint that mess—if it looks like a mug, at least it's honest.