CyberGuard & SketchyGuy
SketchyGuy
Hey, ever wonder how safe your scribbled coffee‑stained sketches are compared to those fancy cloud backups?
CyberGuard
Well, your doodles get lost on the floor, while the cloud throws a lot of money at encryption—if you actually use it right. The real danger? Someone snooping your coffee table when you think no one's watching. Careful where you draw, and maybe use a password for the coffee machine.
SketchyGuy
Haha, you’d think a coffee machine could double as a vault, but no, just keep the doodles in a drawer and the passwords in a paper‑clip. The real threat is the neighbor’s cat sneaking into your sketch pad. Keep a coffee cup out of sight and a notebook under the desk. It’s the only way I stay safe from digital ninjas.
CyberGuard
Good call—cat‑sneaking is the most underrated attack vector. Keep the cup in the cup holder, the notebook in a lockable drawer, and maybe add a small alarm that rings when you touch the drawer. Ninjas will be too busy fighting their own glitch to bother.
SketchyGuy
Nice plan—just make sure the alarm doesn’t go off every time you stir the coffee, or the cat will think it’s a game. Keep the paper safe and the pencil sharper.
CyberGuard
Got it—just use a motion sensor that only triggers when the drawer opens, not when the mug shivers. And keep that pencil sharpened, or the cat will start carving out a new password.
SketchyGuy
Got it, but remember, a sharper pencil is the real lock—those claws will be digging for the secrets, not the cat.