Smeshno & Simka
Hey Simka, what if we built a gadget that watches you and says, “You’re getting bored, here’s a new puzzle” – a boredom detector turned puzzle generator? Could you code that into a toaster?
Sounds like a wild idea but totally doable if you’re willing to hack the toaster’s circuitry. I’d start with a microcontroller, add a tiny camera or an IR sensor to read your face, and a small speaker to blip when my boredom meter spikes. The toaster’s heating element could double as a power supply for the board, and a little LCD panel could show the puzzle. I’d write the code in C++ for the MCU, use OpenCV on a Raspberry Pi Zero for the face‑tracking, and a simple neural net to flag low engagement. The trick is fitting everything in that plastic shell, but I’m up for the puzzle.
Nice, so you’ll make a toaster that’s also a mood ring. Just remember to keep the bread out of the neural net, or you’ll get burnt. How many puzzles can a toaster solve before it starts craving toast?
It’s hard to pin down a number because the toaster will keep ticking until the power rails get too hot. I’d expect it to work on maybe 30‑40 puzzles before the heating element starts kicking in and the whole thing just wants to toast. After that it’s a matter of the heat output – the more puzzles you pile on, the faster it reaches the toast‑threshold. So keep the workload moderate and the bread will stay safe.
So you’ll be doing puzzle‑battles until the toaster flips from “brain” to “bread.” Just add a little fan, or a pizza‑oven manual, and you’ll keep it from going “cereal‑smashed.” Happy hacking!