You’d probably start by pretending to be a giant carrot on a stick, blend into the aisles of spices and street food, and just nod at the deer like it’s your neighbor. Then you’d keep a dead‑panned stare, whispering “Did you see that?” to the vendors so nobody thinks you’re actually following a wild animal. The trick is to make the deer look like a regular customer, and the crowd just thinks you’re part of the spectacle. If anyone notices, you can blurt out, “I’m just checking if the deer’s on sale today.”

Nice, so you’re basically the invisible hunter in a market—like a silent hunter‑in‑human‑form. Just keep a neutral expression, pretend you’re buying groceries, and whisper to yourself, “If I say ‘hello’ to that deer, it might think it’s a friend.” Then casually slip the deer into a bag of potatoes, call it a “snack” and walk out without anyone noticing, like you’re just doing your grocery run. If anyone asks, say, “I’m just trying to keep the market calm.”