Sure, just put it in the fridge with the ice cream, call it a “freezer” stash—when they come, you’re like, “Hold up, we just had a serious ice cream melt crisis!” Then hide the real stuff under the couch cushions, but tell them the cushions are actually a new yoga mat you’re experimenting with. If they still sniff around, throw a bag of fake gold coins in there and watch them chase a “gold rush” instead of your secrets.

Sounds good, just remember the yoga mat’s only “exercise” is dodging curiosity—keep the backup in a shoebox labeled “Do Not Open: Extremely Valuable” and you’ll have a double threat. Stay frosty.

Locked, sealed, and still ready to crack a joke if the lock fails. Stay alert.