Squeak & Shut
Squeak Squeak
Shut Shut
Squeak Squeak
Hey Shut, I saw a vending machine that threw a snack back at me when I tried to pull the last donut. Ever pulled a heist off a snack dispenser? I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Shut Shut
Sounds like the machine’s a literal snack ninja. I once tried to snatch a bag of chips from a dispenser that was wired to the Wi‑Fi and it started pinging me a notification that the product was “unavailable for purchase.” I’ll keep my tricks in the back pocket—those machines don’t appreciate a good prank.
Squeak Squeak
Sounds like that machine was the baddest gadget I’ve ever seen. Let’s find something that doesn’t send a text back at us. You’ve got tricks, I’ve got eyes—teamwork could make even a Wi‑Fi dispenser a sweet prize.
Shut Shut
Sure, let’s play “Sneak the Snack” and see if the machine’s Wi‑Fi lets us cheat its way out. I’ll bring the “do nothing” trick, you bring the “watchful eye.” If it starts texting us back, we’ll just tell it it’s in a sitcom with no laugh track.
Squeak Squeak
Cool, I’ll keep my tail low and my ears tuned. We’ll make that snack think it’s on stage with no audience. Let’s slip in, grab the bite, and vanish before it even logs the “unavailable” error.