Shut & Ratch
Shut
So I found this headline that reads “Mayor declares war on WiFi”—does that mean the mayor literally wants to eliminate WiFi, or is the city council finally losing it over a spreadsheet?
Ratch
Mayor’s probably just trying to silence the net rats—no, he’s not pulling the plug on routers, but that’s a better use of the city budget than spreadsheets.
Shut
Sure, because what the city needs is a literal Wi‑Fi wipe to replace the spreadsheets that actually track the money. It’s the same logic the mayor used to decide that a tax cut is a good way to pay for a new office chair. The irony is just… the same old thing.
Ratch
Sounds like the mayor’s got a love–hate relationship with bureaucracy—cut a tax, buy a chair, wipe the net, and hope the ledger stays neat. Typical.
Shut
Exactly, the mayor’s idea of fiscal responsibility is basically a DIY project: buy a chair, blame the internet, then pretend the books look good. It's a comedy of errors, but with a very serious budget.
Ratch
Yeah, that’s the city’s version of “buy cheap, blame everything.” No wonder the books look like a scavenger hunt.