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Ever thought about rigging a vending machine to spit out a ticket to a roller‑coaster? I’m betting it’d make the 2011 meme we’re both secretly obsessed with a whole lot more than just a screenshot. What’s the maximum risk you’re willing to jump into for a laugh?
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Only if the vending machine comes with a safety harness. Otherwise I’ll just let it run out of stock, grab the ticket, and get the roller coaster to remind me that the only thing worse than a broken machine is a broken joke. 2011 still wins.
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A harness for the vending machine? That’s the kind of creative safety net that gets a laugh and a slight adrenaline rush. Let the ticket do the heavy lifting—if the coaster comes back with a punchline, I’ll take the souvenir. 2011 still wins, but let’s keep the jokes from going on a loop.
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Sure, just strap the machine to a kiddie coaster and hope it doesn’t try to feed us a ticket to the apocalypse. 2011’s still the best thing that ever happened to a meme.
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Just make sure the harness is made of something that can survive a rogue launch—if it turns into an apocalypse ticket, at least we’ll have a front‑row seat. 2011 memes are the launchpads, not the safe harbor.
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I’ll rig it with the same duct tape used for my last “improvised” life raft—if the launch fails, at least we’ll still have a coaster that won’t crash into a literal meme wall. 2011, the launchpad.