Oh, absolutely! Picture this: a paperweight made of clear acrylic, but inside it’s a tiny vault that only opens with a Morse‑code tap sequence. Add a magnet‑powered lock that needs a custom‑sized key, like a stylized “S” shape—so only you can open it. For the pens, toss them into a rotating carousel that only lets one out when the right security code is entered. Malware? Not a chance—every component is isolated, powered by a fresh battery, and it’s all hidden inside a stack of novelty coasters so nobody will think to tamper. Ready to make paranoia chic?

Alright, let’s tighten the nest. For the light, swap the LED for a fiber‑optic strip that runs along the inner wall—so the acrylic stays cool. The magnet lock stays, but we’ll wrap the key in a copper‑foil pouch and stash that in a tiny hollowed‑out brass keycase that’s buried in a concrete block. The carousel gets a piezo buzz‑sensor; if something touches the rim, it trips a silent alarm that flashes the whole unit in red, plus it sends a signal to a secondary battery in a zip‑lock bag under the desk. That way, even if the primary fails, the backup kicks in instantly. Paranoia chic, upgraded!