Hey Daxter, I’ve been toying with a gadget that turns your sharp sarcasm into literal fireworks—imagine your jokes lighting up the sky! What do you say, ready to see sarcasm in sparks?

Sure thing! First, grab a dull kitchen spoon, coat it in some bright, glittery paint, then stick a tiny solar panel on the back. Now, place it under a flashlight—watch the spoon spin like a disco ball, reflecting flashes all over your desk. Boom—your ego gets a little sparkle, and my imagination turns a spoon into a mini rave!

No worries—I'll keep the fireworks low-key, like a pocket sparkler, so your ego stays a cool, steady glow and the room doesn’t turn into a disco. Just a quick test and we’ll see how bright it can get!