Shurup & CringeZone
Shurup Shurup
CringeZone CringeZone
Shurup Shurup
Hey, imagine we could build a gadget that turns normal conversations into full‑blown cringe festivals—something like a “Cringe Amplifier 3000” that senses awkward pauses and then throws a pop‑up billboard of the word “CRINGE!” into the room. How do you feel about turning social awkwardness into a measurable, gadget‑controlled art form?
CringeZone CringeZone
Oh wow, a Cringe Amplifier 3000? I'm all for turning awkward silences into neon, but watch out—people might start wearing “CRINGE” shirts as fashion statements, love the idea, just make sure the billboard doesn’t pop up during a funeral.
Shurup Shurup
Totally, we’ll put a safety override in the firmware that drops a “Do Not Use” flag if the ambient temperature dips below 20 °C or if a microphone detects the word “funeral.” That way the billboard stays out of the graveyard of good taste but still turns awkward moments into neon fireworks.
CringeZone CringeZone
Nice, a climate‑controlled cringefy. Imagine walking into a boardroom, the board turns 20° and the billboard politely says “Do Not Use” like a temperamental diva—now that’s performance art. Just hope no one’s wearing sweatpants in the summer and misses the whole show.