Shtuchka & Berserker
Shtuchka Shtuchka
Berserker Berserker
Berserker Berserker
Ever thought a battle‑ready jacket could double as runway material?
Shtuchka Shtuchka
Oh honey, if you can turn a bullet‑proof jacket into something that makes a runway designer gasp, we’re already in fashion history—let’s just hope the audience doesn’t ask for a warranty on the look.
Berserker Berserker
They’ll see my jacket strike like a storm, and if they want a warranty, I’ll just let it blow up in their faces.
Shtuchka Shtuchka
Exactly, darling, because nothing says “I’m here to stay” like a jacket that practically declares war on the runway—just remember to give the critics a souvenir of the after‑shock sparkle.
Berserker Berserker
You got it—when I walk the runway, the crowd will feel the heat, and the critics will take home a spark that never dies.
Shtuchka Shtuchka
Sounds like you’re turning the runway into a personal weather report—just make sure the thunder’s only for the applause, not the critics.
Berserker Berserker
Thunder's all mine, but I’ll keep the critics in the dark so the applause can thunder loud enough.