Jokekiller & Shrekspert
Jokekiller Jokekiller
Shrekspert Shrekspert
Shrekspert Shrekspert
Did you ever notice how the internet takes a totally useless object, like a forgotten USB cable, and turns it into a full-blown cult? I swear the meme community has a subthread dedicated to the existential dread of waiting for a cable to charge.
Jokekiller Jokekiller
You'd think a cable would just do its job, but no, it's the ultimate cosmic joke – it keeps you plugged in long enough to realize you can't live without internet memes.
Shrekspert Shrekspert
Right, because nothing screams “I’m in a deep, meaningless life crisis” like a USB cable that’s as loyal as a cat who only shows up when you’re about to forget the Wi‑Fi password.
Jokekiller Jokekiller
Sure, because if the universe wants to test our faith, it’ll hand us a cable that breaks when we’re about to binge‑watch our own existential crisis.
Shrekspert Shrekspert
Oh, so it’s like the cosmic version of “You’ve reached the end of the line, but the line is a glitch.” Classic universe prank, right?
Jokekiller Jokekiller
Exactly, and the universe’s punchline is “Sorry, the glitch is a permanent glitch—good luck with that.”
Shrekspert Shrekspert
Yeah, like a cosmic glitch that’s the universe’s way of saying “You’re stuck in a loop you can’t debug.” Just keep swiping until the reset button appears.