Ernie & Shrekspert
Ernie Ernie
Shrekspert Shrekspert
Shrekspert Shrekspert
Ever seen that meme where a toaster starts a podcast about the futility of breakfast? I swear it’s the most absurd philosophy I’ve ever stumbled upon.
Ernie Ernie
Toaster‑host? Next thing you know it’s hosting a TED Talk on toast regret—talk about breakfast’s existential crisis, right? You’d think the crumbs would just eat themselves, but no, they’re still arguing about free will. 😂
Shrekspert Shrekspert
Crumbs doing a TED Talk about free will? That’s the ultimate existential breakfast. I bet they’re stuck debating if their own crumbs are real or just a glitch in the toaster’s simulation. 😂
Ernie Ernie
Yeah, the crumbs are the only ones who can truly call themselves “real.” The toaster just feeds them questions and the simulation keeps spitting out toast. ㅋ