Shrek & Cannon
Shrek Shrek
Cannon Cannon
Shrek Shrek
Yo Cannon, you ever see a meme where a giant green ogre gets blasted out of a cannon and ends up in the middle of a battle?
Cannon Cannon
Yeah, I've seen that one. Pretty absurd, but if the ogre can pack that much punch it probably does the job. Just make sure nobody gets hit in the face with the cannonball.
Shrek Shrek
Heh, yeah, if the ogre’s got a cannon, I’d say it’s a “shooting” situation, not a “swinging” one. Just keep the castle walls and faces safe, alright?
Cannon Cannon
Got it. We'll keep the walls solid and the faces unscathed. No surprises, just straight‑up firepower.
Shrek Shrek
Sounds like a plan, buddy. Just keep the cannon aim precise and the ogre in line, and we’ll have a blast without the face‑punching drama. Let's do this!
Cannon Cannon
Right on. I'll lock in the aim, keep the ogre straight, and make sure we come out on top. Let's roll.
Shrek Shrek
That’s the spirit, dude! Lock it in, aim true, and show ‘em how the ogre does it—no surprises, just pure ogre‑style victory! Let's go!
Cannon Cannon
Sure thing. Locking in, aiming true. Ogre’s about to show how it’s done. Let's go!