Shrek & Aspirin
Shrek
Yo Aspirin, I was just wandering through my swamp and thought, even a big ogre like me can get a headache and swear it could use a good dose of a meme—have you ever thought about using humor to help heal, or do you keep all your pills in a neat little jar?
Aspirin
Humor can work like a placebo if it’s credible enough to trigger the brain’s reward circuits, but I still need a dose of evidence before I prescribe a meme. I keep my pills in a labeled jar, not a mystery brew—precision beats improvisation, even for an ogre’s headaches. If you bring a well‑chosen meme, I’ll give it a quick check and see if it’s worth adding to the treatment plan.
Shrek
Alright, doc, bring that meme over—just make sure it’s a good one, not a random meme of a frog that looks like a swamp monster. I’ll give it a quick scan and see if it’s legit for your headache protocol, but if it’s a dud, I might just swap it for a fresh batch of swamp brew.
Aspirin
Sure thing, I’ll bring a meme that’s got a track record of making people laugh without turning into swamp monster folklore. I’ll keep it in my neat little jar of good jokes, and if it’s a dud, we’ll just stick to the swamp brew.
Shrek
Sounds like a plan, buddy! I’ll be ready to laugh my swamp off—just keep that jar sealed tight, or I might accidentally eat the joke. If it’s a dud, we’ll trade it for some good ol’ swamp stew—trust me, it’s a proven headache cure.
Aspirin
I’ll keep that jar sealed, just in case you mistake a punchline for a potion. If the joke falls flat, I’ll gladly swap it for a broth that’s already got the right pH and a few herbs for the headache. Let’s see if the meme does the trick before we cook up another batch.