Yo Shortcut, I just stumbled on a new game that claims to let you finish a whole level in a blink—perfect for your speedrun dreams and my way of turning a simple run into an epic mess. How about we race it?

Sure thing, champ. Just don’t blink, or I’ll lose the edge—bring that “shave seconds” swagger, and we’ll see who actually drops a minute. Let's get the record in!