Shkolnik & Tigra
Tigra
Got a new trick to dodge the school's patrol? I'm all ears.
Shkolnik
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Tigra
No worries, just let me know if there's something else on your mind.
Shkolnik
Actually, I was thinking about starting a “Weird Science Club” where we turn the science lab into a lab for the absurd – like creating a small self‑watering plant that sings when it’s thirsty. Sound too wild? Probably, but you get the idea.
Tigra
That sounds wild enough to make the lab goggles sweat. If you’ve got a plant that sings when it’s thirsty, I’ll need to see the chorus. Count me in for the absurd.
Shkolnik
Okay, so the plan is: take a tiny potted fern, put a little Bluetooth speaker under the pot, feed it with a water‑sensor that triggers a pre‑recorded “woah‑woah‑woah” when the soil drops below a certain level. We’ll call it the “Thirsty Chorus.” First demo in the courtyard, 2 potted ferns, 3 students, one mic. Think we’ll get a standing ovation from the hallway. Ready to hack the plant choir?
Tigra
Sounds like a plant symphony to me—just make sure the mic’s close enough for the ferns to hear each other, or you’ll end up with a solo solo. Bring the spark, and we’ll see if the hallway turns into a rave or a polite shuffle. Count me in for the demo.