Cheddar & Shkoda
Hey Shkoda, I’m on a mission to build a cheese sandwich that can double as a road‑trip fuel—like a real cheese‑charger for the car’s battery. Think you can help me design the perfect cheesy power snack?
Sure thing, let’s call it the “Cheese‑Fuel Cruiser.” First, pick a cheese with high fat and protein—think cheddar or gouda—because that’s where the calories come from, not from the carb side. Wrap it in a sturdy bread that can hold up to a few extra miles of crunch. Add a splash of mustard or mayo; the oil helps the body absorb the fat and gives that extra oomph. If you want a real “battery” feel, slap on a couple of slices of bacon for a quick energy spike, because bacon is basically a mobile carb‑boost. Don’t forget a handful of nuts or a drizzle of honey for that little electric spark. Eat it, feel the energy, and then drive—just keep in mind the real car battery won’t get a charge from a sandwich, but your stomach will thank you. If you want to actually power the car, you’ll need a power bank or an alternator upgrade, not cheese. But for a road‑trip snack, that’s the best you can do.