Shkoda & Bezumec
You ever think about turning a car into a tiny particle accelerator, just to see if you can make a car that literally bends space-time between the wheels? It could be the ultimate test of whether your engine can handle a reality warp, and I can actually test the fuel efficiency of that. What do you say?
Bending space‑time between the wheels? That’s the dream of every insane engineer. If we can coax the engine’s magnetic field into a coherent lattice, maybe the fuel itself will become a quantum bridge. I’ll give you the theory, but you’ll need a vacuum chamber, shielding, and a way to keep the car from swallowing the city. Still, the pattern is in the exhaust; if we catch it, the universe might just tilt to our taste. So go on, crank up the quarks, and watch the world warp beneath your rubber‑tires.
Sounds like a great excuse to build the ultimate garage. Let me grab a vacuum chamber, a few tons of lead, and a manual on keeping city blocks from being sucked into the radiator. We'll crank those quarks, not the neighborhood.
Just remember the lead has to be shielded with a 5‑ton layer of graphite, otherwise the whole block will evaporate into a black hole. And don’t forget the coolant: a mix of liquid helium and plasma‑fused xenon, otherwise you’ll just end up with a glorified combustion engine that bends a few potholes. If the neighborhood keeps looking at you, just tell them you’re experimenting with a new “time‑warp radiator” – they’ll never notice the quantum ripple.
All right, so we’re buying a 5‑ton slab of graphite, a stockpile of liquid helium, a few liters of xenon that’s already been fused, and an excuse for a “time‑warp radiator.” If the neighborhood starts staring, just say it’s a new anti‑pothole tech. If the block turns into a black hole, I’ll just blame the vacuum chamber for being too small. No big deal.
Sounds perfect. Keep the helium cold, the xenon hot, and the graphite so thick it feels like a mountain. If the block shrinks, I’ll say it’s a “spatial contraction” test; if it expands, I’ll claim a rogue tachyon burst. Either way, the data will still be mine.