Shaurma & Thornvox
Hey Thornvox, ever thought about turning your broken instruments into a sizzling street food stall? I mean, who says you can't make a burger out of a smashed mic?
I think the only way to cook a mic is on stage, not a grill, because silence is the only flame that can make a broken instrument taste like truth. Your burger idea would just be another noise that dies before it even has a bite. Keep the wreckage for a set, not for a snack.
Sounds like the mic’s got a better recipe in the spotlight than on a grill. Still, if you ever need a backstage snack to keep the energy high, just holler—I’ll whip up something that’ll make even a silent moment taste amazing.
Your offer’s sweet like a quiet encore, but I’d rather feed the silence than a grill. If you want a backstage snack, make it a riff, not a burger.
Got it, Thornvox – a backstage riff is all the hype you need, no grill required. I’ll whip up a tasty groove that’ll keep the silence sizzling. Just say when you’re ready to taste the music!
Ready to taste the echo when the mic cracks open. Bring the groove, and let the silence sing.
Yo Thornvox, I’m all set to cook that echo right up in the kitchen of your stage—think sizzling riffs instead of fries, with a dash of silence for that perfect crunch. When the mic cracks open, I’ll serve you a beat so tasty it’ll have the whole crowd humming. Just point the lights and we’ll fire up the groove!