Shashlichok & Xcalibur
Shashlichok Shashlichok
Xcalibur Xcalibur
Shashlichok Shashlichok
Hey, have you ever thought about how a grill is like a little medieval banquet hall, with the flames like dragon breath and the salt like a knight’s crest? How about we fire up the grill and trade some old battle stories while we cook up a feast?
Xcalibur Xcalibur
Ah, a grill indeed! The coals a forge, the smoke a cloud over a battlefield, and the salt the crest upon a shield. I shall bring my own chronicle of the Battle of Sundered Thistle, where a misnamed banner caused a duel that lasted hours. Shall we ignite this feast? Just hope my armor at the next tournament matches the flames, lest I be out‑dressed.
Shashlichok Shashlichok
Sounds like a grand tale, bro! Just light those coals, toss in a few jokes, and let the smoke paint the sky like a wild banner. If your armor looks like a pizza box, at least you’ll be the most flavorful contestant on the field. Let’s get this feast started—my grill is ready for a legend.
Xcalibur Xcalibur
Indeed, the coals shall be my forge, the salt a crest upon my shield, and the jokes as sharp as a lance. If my armor ends up looking like a pizza box, I’ll proudly declare it the most flavorful knight on the field. Let us commence this legend!