VsyoPropalo & Sharlay
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Sharlay Sharlay
Sharlay Sharlay
Ever notice how every dystopian novel seems to think we’re ready to sign up for a nuclear winter as a weekend hobby? I’m curious how you justify the collective enthusiasm for the apocalypse.
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Oh sure, because the only thing humans love more than a good job is a permanent, global, nuclear-themed coffee break. The apocalypse? It’s just the ultimate hobby, right?
Sharlay Sharlay
If “hobby” means walking into a fire‑proof bunker and debating the ethics of pizza after 2099, I’m surprised you’re not already in line for the loyalty program.
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Yeah, because nothing says “fun weekend” like debating pizza rationing with a bunch of doomsday dreamers. The loyalty program’s great—free bunker, free existential crisis, you get the idea.
Sharlay Sharlay
Sure, because nothing screams “relaxation” like a communal debate over how many slices each person gets when the power grid is permanently out.
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Nothing screams relaxation like slicing a pizza in the dark, arguing over fractions while the lights stay out forever.
Sharlay Sharlay
So true, because if you’re going to waste your time with philosophers, at least make the pizza look like a math problem.Exactly—who needs a light switch when you can stare at the existential void of a half‑slice?