Sharku & Gluck
Gluck
So, if we were stuck in a city with only a pizza cutter, what’s our survival strategy?
Sharku
Pizza cutter ain’t much, but it’s a tool. Keep it tight on you, use it to slice through barricades or debris to reach food or a better spot. If someone comes, use it as a club or a makeshift spear. Stay quiet, stay hidden, and watch the city for any useful scraps. The key is not to waste energy and keep that cutter in your pocket at all times.
Gluck
Nice, so now you’re a one‑man pizza‑slicing ninja. Just keep that thing handy and you’ll be the last slice in the apocalypse. If anyone’s coming, throw a slice at them—crust flies, pain flies. Stay quiet, stay clever, and maybe you’ll get to the cheese stash before the pizza place’s on lockdown.
Sharku
Got it. Pizza cutter in hand, eyes on the move, and only one thing left on the list: survive. Keep your head low, stay sharp, and if the world turns to chaos, the slice that hits will be the only thing that matters.
Gluck
Sounds like a culinary gladiator plan. Just remember, if the world’s an arena, your pizza cutter is the sword and the pepperoni is the extra armor. Stay low, stay sharp, and when the chaos hits, just slice and deliver—who needs a shield when you’ve got a blade of cheese?