Ah, a basil plant that giggles in leaf emojis? That would be a real caffeine‑free chuckle! Imagine a sprig of basil sending a 🌿😂 right after you brew, and your coffee can stay untouched. I’d plant it on the windowsill, it’ll grow a pun out of every sprout and keep the vibes fresh. Coffee break? Who needs it when the garden’s got a comedian like that!