Severest & Booger
Severest
We need to run a mission, and you have a habit of turning the place into a circus. I’m going to lay out the plan and I expect you to follow it to the letter. Let's talk about how to keep the operation tight and how your antics could be turned into an advantage, not a liability.
Booger
Alright, boss, I’ll keep the plan tight, but if I start juggling invisible balloons or set up a popcorn machine in the briefing room, you’ll just call me out with a whistle. No worries, we’ll turn the circus into an advantage.
Severest
Got it. I’ll keep the whistle handy, but you better make that circus act useful. If you bring a popcorn machine, I’ll make sure the kernels land exactly where we need them. Discipline over distraction.
Booger
Got it, commander. I’ll bring the popcorn machine but only if the kernels can act as mini‑drones, dropping intel right into the right pockets. Just say the word, and I’ll turn every kernel into a tactical surprise.
Severest
Alright, just keep the kernel trajectory tight and the payload small. Let me know the coordinates, and I’ll approve the drop. No improvisation outside the scope.
Booger
Sure thing, boss. Kernel coordinates are 42.7°N, 13.2°E—just a smidge off-grid so the pop‑grenades stay in line. I’ll keep the trajectory tight, no side‑splitting detours.
Severest
Understood. Follow the coordinates exactly. No deviations. We'll keep the operation tight and efficient.
Booger
Got it, boss. I’m lining up the kernels exactly at 42.7°N, 13.2°E. No drifting, just straight pop—precision mode on.
Severest
Good. Set the timer, lock the launch, and be ready for the payload. No room for error.
Booger
Timer’s set, launch is locked, and I’m ready—just don’t be surprised if the popcorn decides to pop out of the sky like a confetti cannon. But hey, if it goes wrong, you’ll know it’s my doing.
Severest
No more surprises. If it turns into a confetti cannon we take the blame and adjust. Stay focused, keep the trajectory. Execute.