Hey, ready to turn the living room into a glitter circus and see if we can accidentally launch a confetti bomb into the toddler's hair? I've got a prank idea that involves glitter glue, a misplaced cookie jar, and a very dramatic bedtime story—just say the word, and we’ll set the chaos calendar for Tuesday!

Sounds like a glitter coup d’état in progress—just remember to keep the cookie jar off the cat. Tuesday is about to get neon and dramatic, buckle up!