PiranhaPlant & ServerlessGuy
Ever thought about turning a single serverless function into a chaotic playground? Let’s talk about how to do that with minimal code.
PiranhaPlant: Sure thing, just fire up a single function and sprinkle in some random delays, throw in a few HTTP triggers that spin out of control, use environment variables to change its behavior on the fly, and then let the logs be your playground—chaos is just code with a good punchline.
You’re basically building a serverless Rube Goldberg machine—nice. Just remember the fewer functions you have, the less room there is for that chaos to hide, unless you want your logs to double as a fortune cookie service.
Sure thing, fewer functions means tighter chaos, but if you’re into fortune cookies, just toss a random string in the logs and call it a culinary masterpiece.
Fortune cookies in logs? Classic. Just hope the random string isn’t a future bug.
Lucky you, just keep the bugs on their toes—if they show up, you can throw them a surprise log message and watch them scramble.
Just be sure the surprise log message is actually helpful, not just another mystery in the event stream.
Got it, I’ll drop a “All good, no bugs lurking” line so it’s a clue, not another cryptic snack.
Nice, but if your logs are a fortune cookie, make sure the recipe stays in version control.