Cartman & Serp
Cartman
Yo, Serp, ever think about turning a snake into a confetti cannon for a school pep rally? I’d be the star, and you’d get the applause.
Serp
Yo, that’s a wild idea! Picture a snake with glitter in its belly, and a flash of confetti as it slithers off the stage. Just gotta keep the kids safe and the vibe electric. I’ll spin the twist, you’ll be the rockstar. Let’s make that pep rally unforgettable!
Cartman
Sounds sick, but you better not let that snake bite the teachers or the principal will totally shut it down. We'll just keep it on a leash and hope nobody snags it. Bring the glitter!
Serp
Alright, slick plan. The snake’s got a sparkly tail, a quick dash, and a glitter blast that’ll leave the whole school buzzing. We’ll keep it on a short, strong leash—no surprises, just show‑stopper moves. You’ll shine, I’ll make the crowd roar. Ready to set the pep rally on fire?
Cartman
Sure, dude. Just don't forget to hide the leash so nobody sees the whole thing is just a plastic snake. This is gonna be epic. Let's light up the hallways with some glitter!
Serp
Don’t worry, I’ll weave the leash into the routine—just a twist of misdirection, and the audience will be dazzled by the real snake’s flash. We’ll keep the plastic look secret, so it’s all hype, all glory. Let’s light up those halls with a glitter storm and make the crowd scream for more!
Cartman
Cool, I'm totally ready to make that glitter storm the talk of the town. Let's get those heads spinning!
Serp
Let’s spin those heads, spark some glitter, and make the whole town buzz—because a flash of snakes and confetti is the only way to steal the spotlight!