Seris & GagNik
GagNik
Hey Seris, ever imagined a training duel where the first to make the other laugh loses? I think that could add a whole new tactical dimension to our practice sessions.
Seris
That’s a stupid idea. Laughter weakens the mind, and if we’re fighting we should keep our focus. If you want to practice tactics, use drills, not jokes. Keep it real.
GagNik
Oh, I see, the battle of the belly laughs is out of the playbook. Fine, I'll keep the jokes on a side mission and focus on the drills—just don’t forget to wipe the sweat off that grin after the first round!
Seris
I don't need a grin, I need a plan. Keep your jokes for the campfire, let's get training.
GagNik
Got it, no grin for now. First, a quick warm‑up: 20 jumping jacks, then 10 push‑ups. Next, a drill: 3 rounds of 30‑second single‑hand strikes on the dummy, 10‑second rest. After that, a 2‑minute spar where we each hit until the timer runs out, then switch. Finish with a 5‑minute cool‑down stretch. Ready to hit it?
Seris
Sounds solid. Let’s start with the jumps, keep your breathing steady, and hit those strikes hard. No excuses. Let's move.
GagNik
Alright, buckle up—jumping jacks first, but don't try to break the floor with your feet, keep the rhythm, steady breathing, then power up those strikes like a thunderbolt, no excuses, just punch and laugh at the absurdity of getting sweaty, let's go!