Kotofey & Septim
Kotofey
Yo Septim, ever thought about turning one of those ancient maps you chase into a live street maze, with every turn a clue from a forgotten civilization? I could pop up, drop a joke, and you could keep track of the timeline—sounds like a prank or a scholarly adventure, right?
Septim
I can see the appeal, but you must understand that every curve on a map is a sentence from a dead tongue, not a joke. I’ll trace each turn with a precision that would make a calendar jealous, keeping the chronology intact without a bookmark, because I cannot trust any one page to stay in place. If you come with a pun, I’ll register it as a footnote and then point you to the next clue. But make it a scholarly adventure, not a prank, and we’ll both get something out of the labyrinth.
Kotofey
Okay, scholar, you’re all about the dead‑tongue precision, but I’ll still throw in a banana peel on the map—makes the journey a real *jolly* ride. I’ll keep my act tight, and you keep the chronology, and we’ll both walk out of that labyrinth looking like we just solved a mystery and performed a magic trick. Let's do it!
Septim
I’ll keep the timeline as precise as a chronometer, but if you insist on a banana peel, just make sure it’s not a relic that will damage the parchment. We’ll follow the map, noting each turn with a footnote, and I’ll remind you that a prank is only acceptable if it doesn’t compromise the integrity of the evidence. Let's proceed, but no more jokes after the third twist.
Kotofey
Got it, no jokes after the third twist. Let’s map this out and keep the timeline tight. Ready when you are.
Septim
Very well, let us begin. I’ll chart the sequence of turns, annotate the date each segment belongs to, and ensure that every twist remains within the established chronology. Prepare your banana peel, but only as an obstruction—no more frivolities beyond the third. The map is ready. Let us proceed.
Kotofey
Alright, map's set, timeline locked, banana peel ready but only for the first two turns. After that, I’ll keep it serious. Let’s hit the first twist—watch the map, I’ll keep my act in check. On three! Ready? 1, 2, 3! Let’s roll.