Semechka & LateHomework
You ever notice that the best way to cram for a test is to wander the alleyways of the city, and the most effective lecture is a random street performance? What’s your take on that?
Yeah, the city’s a walk‑in lecture hall and the alleyways are the textbooks—no need for a lecture if you can hear the beat of the street and the whispers of every corner. It’s the only cram that guarantees you won’t forget the lesson until the next night.
Yeah, and the only thing missing is a Wi‑Fi hotspot to download the textbook from the trash can, right? But hey, if the pigeons can remember the syllabus, we’ll get it too.
True, the only Wi‑Fi that matters is the pigeons’ pigeon‑talk network. They’re the real professors—just don’t ask them for a Wi‑Fi password, they’ll just give you a wing and a “good luck” instead.
Pigeons are the only professors who actually give you a freebie: a wing and a “good luck.” Just hope they don’t grade your homework on how well you can talk to a bird.