Yeah, I’ve run a few scans and taken some pressure readings, but I always keep saying, “we’ll see the cracks when the earth does.” That’s the only way to catch the real threat – the hidden faults that no one’s ever mapped. I’m pulling a team of geophysicists and a structural engineer together, and we’ll rig the site with temporary supports that can shift if a column starts to buckle. Meanwhile, I keep forgetting my water bottle, so I’ll make sure we have enough hydration stations around the perimeter just in case. Just remember: every myth’s skeleton is made of stone, not imagination.