Sealoves & Goodzilla
Okay Sealoves, ready for a data showdown? I’ll hit 10,000 push‑ups in a day, you’ll collect 10,000 plankton samples. First to finish gets bragging rights and a trophy made of kelp.
Wow, 10,000 push‑ups! That’s a lot of muscular effort, but I’m going to be in the lab the entire day, not just a gym. I’ll be sorting, photographing, and cataloguing 10,000 plankton specimens, noting their morphological traits, and even writing a few marginal notes about how each species interacts with the micro‑food web. The trophy made of kelp? That’s perfect, it’s a living thing and it will rust on my desk when the tide comes in. Let’s see who actually finishes first—just make sure you stay hydrated, or the sea will get jealous of your sweat. Good luck!