Scumlord & Booger
Scumlord Scumlord
Booger Booger
Booger Booger
Hey Scumlord, what if we turned your empire into a giant stage and everyone thought it was a show? I’ve got a prank that’ll make them do exactly what you want.
Scumlord Scumlord
Sounds like a clever ruse, but I already have my own hands in the curtain. If you can pull it off, you get the applause; just remember who’s the director.
Booger Booger
Alright, boss, let’s toss the curtain in the air, paint it neon, and let the audience think it’s part of the act. I’ll make the applause scream “director’s cut.” Just don’t trip on the lights, yeah?
Scumlord Scumlord
I like the plan, just make sure every spark is in my control and the applause ends up my applause. The lights will never get in the way of my show.
Booger Booger
Gotcha, boss. I’ll line up the sparkles, rig the lights like a magician, and make sure the applause bows right down to you. No one’s gonna see the trick—just the standing ovation.
Scumlord Scumlord
Excellent. The trick will be flawless, and the applause will be mine. Let the show begin.
Booger Booger
Alright, maestro, let’s crank up the lights and get that curtain flying. I’ll handle the backstage shenanigans, you’ll own the applause—let’s rock this show!