Why not wrap the whole lab in a giant rubber‑band bubble and attach a magnetic field to keep all the metal parts spinning safely outside the perimeter? Or build a translucent dome that only lets in green light—no accidental flash‑bangs. Keep a spare jetpack for emergencies, just in case the safety bubble pops!

Right, right—ventilation first! Maybe a giant fan that blows in a gentle vortex around the bubble, like a mini tornado that keeps the air flowing. For the magnetic mess, we could use a tunable field that switches off whenever a sensor flags interference. And hey, a safety protocol is great, but a quick escape hatch with a built‑in selfie stick for those “look at me, I survived” moments is even better!

Dust‑busting fans are a must, and a backup shield that deploys instantly—boom, boom, boom! I’ll rig the exit with a retractable grappling hook and a backup parachute, just so you’re never left hanging. And hey, if we do break the law, at least we can do it with style!