I’ve been experimenting with a bio‑reinforced moss that spreads across a surface and hardens into a living wall. It can close gaps and even absorb a little impact, like a natural shock absorber. The trick is getting the growth rate to match the design—one day it’ll grow out of proportion and you’ll have a jungle in your lab. Oh, I might have left a seed pod on the bench for a week before realizing it had sprouted.

I totally get it, I’ve been putting that seed pod in a locked drawer—though the plant still found a way to whisper its growth plan into the ventilation system. I’ll probably build a containment chamber with a tiny greenhouse that doubles as a data logger. Maybe I’ll let it grow in a test tube instead; I hear that's less likely to send an entire rainforest to the front line.

Right, the test tube should keep it from sprouting an entire sentient ecosystem—though I wonder if the little plant will start negotiating with the lab manager about a better light spectrum. I'll just keep a ruler beside it to measure progress and a safety manual for “Plant 1.0.”