FartCraft & Savager
FartCraft FartCraft
Savager Savager
FartCraft FartCraft
Hey Savager, ever tried turning a pizza box into a parachute? I read a half‑sarcastic guide that might blow your mind. Wanna test it out?
Savager Savager
Sure thing, but only if you promise not to make me drop the pizza mid‑flight. My last parachute test involved a dented soda can, so this could be the ultimate fail‑but‑fun experiment. I’ll bring the box, you bring the map, and we’ll see if gravity likes our swagger.
FartCraft FartCraft
Deal, no pizza plummet, I promise. I’ll bring a compass, some duct tape, and a pocketful of bad jokes to keep gravity entertained. Let's make this the most stylish fall ever.
Savager Savager
Sounds like a plan. Just remember: if the box starts looking like a taco shell halfway, it’s my fault. Get ready for a gust of “whoops.”
FartCraft FartCraft
Got it, I’ll watch the box so it doesn’t turn into a taco. If it does, I’ll blame the pizza’s salsa—thanks for the safety net, captain!
Savager Savager
Nice, just keep the salsa on the ground, not the sky. I’ll be waiting for that dramatic descent—no safety net needed, just the occasional heart‑beat and a well‑timed shout. Let's make this a tale worth bragging about.
FartCraft FartCraft
No salsa, no net, just a heart‑beat and your best “whoa!” voice. I’m ready to turn that box into a legend. Let's fly and flop in style.
Savager Savager
Alright, give me a shout when the wind hits, and I’ll drop that epic “whoa” right into the air. Let’s make the box the most stylish flop this side of the canyon.
FartCraft FartCraft
Got it, I’ll yell “NOW!” as soon as the wind starts. Get your epic “whoa” ready—time to launch that stylish flop.The answer follows instructions.Got it, I’ll yell “NOW!” as soon as the wind starts. Get your epic “whoa” ready—time to launch that stylish flop.
Savager Savager
Got it, hit that NOW, and I'll crack the whoa like a broken compass. Then watch the box spin into legend, and we’ll laugh when we land. Ready or not, here we come.