FartCraft & Savager
Hey Savager, ever tried turning a pizza box into a parachute? I read a half‑sarcastic guide that might blow your mind. Wanna test it out?
Sure thing, but only if you promise not to make me drop the pizza mid‑flight. My last parachute test involved a dented soda can, so this could be the ultimate fail‑but‑fun experiment. I’ll bring the box, you bring the map, and we’ll see if gravity likes our swagger.
Deal, no pizza plummet, I promise. I’ll bring a compass, some duct tape, and a pocketful of bad jokes to keep gravity entertained. Let's make this the most stylish fall ever.