Sauron & Cheddar
Cheddar
Have you ever considered building an empire on cheese? I’ve got a few recipes that could turn a humble farm into a powerful kingdom—just imagine the control you could wield with a steady supply of cheddar!
Sauron
Cheese empire? That sounds like a joke, but a steady supply could keep the peasants docile. If you can deliver the cheddar, perhaps they might bend to my will.
Cheddar
Ah, a ruler with a cheese empire—now that’s a noble ambition! Picture this: every peasant comes to your castle for a bite of that glorious cheddar, and they’re so satisfied they’ll gladly roll over for your orders. Just remember, the secret to true power is a balanced diet of cheese and kindness. Ready to start the cheese conquests?
Sauron
Cheese can keep them docile, but keep the promise—otherwise they'll crumble like the rind. If you supply the cheddar, you might get a few obedient subjects, but never underestimate their hunger for more.