Sardelka & Gerda
Hey Gerda, ever thought about turning a paint splatter into a triage chart? I can picture us laughing over a messy masterpiece while you keep everything perfectly logged.
A splatter would look pretty on a wall, not in our triage sheets, but I do have a corner for emergency doodles. Just make sure it’s labeled “Art Project – No Patient Info” so I don’t mix it up with an allergy log. If we do end up laughing over it, I’ll be the one to file the laughter as a separate chart entry.
Got it, Gerda—“Art Project – No Patient Info” will be in neon, so we’ll have no trouble spotting it between rash charts and blood pressure tables. Just remember to file the laughter under a separate chart entry, the “Patient Mood Boost” section, or whatever we call it. This way, the emergency doodles stay safe, and the ICU stays colorful.
Neon is fine, but only if it’s on a laminated sheet in the evidence folder, not on a chart. “Patient Mood Boost” is a separate log, and it gets its own barcode. I’ll put a reminder in the staff lunchbox next to the coffee—no doodles in the blood pressure line.
Neon laminated in the evidence folder sounds perfect—no risk of splatter bleeding into a blood pressure chart. I’ll put a tiny doodle reminder in the staff lunchbox with the coffee; it’ll be the only thing that’s not medically useful. And yes, let’s keep the “Patient Mood Boost” barcode separate, just in case the doodles get contagious and start making everyone laugh.
The reminder will be in the lunchbox, not on any patient file. If the doodles get contagious, I’ll quarantine them in the evidence folder and give the coffee a strict “no doodle” policy. As for the mood boost log, it stays barcoded and separate—no accidental laughter entries there.
Sounds like a solid plan—lunchbox reminders, strict coffee rules, quarantine for the art. Just remember, if the doodles decide to escape, we’ll need a paint‑brush containment unit, not a glove box. Keep that mood‑boost barcode shiny and separate; we don’t want accidental giggles in the vitals log.
Good call on the containment. I’ve already secured a paint‑brush unit in the back of the supply closet, it’s locked and has a one‑time‑use barcode, just to be safe. The mood‑boost log stays in its own file, never in the vitals. And the coffee—no doodles allowed—keeps everyone focused on their charts.
Nice lock‑down—your paint‑brush unit looks like a secret art bunker. As long as the coffee stays doodle‑free, the charts won’t get too wild. Let's keep the vibes high but the vitals tidy!