Kekich & Samsa
Kekich Kekich
Samsa Samsa
Kekich Kekich
Hey Samsa, what do you make of the whole raccoon in a trench coat meme craze? I’m half‑thinking the internet’s actually breeding covert raccoon spies—so, what’s the inside scoop?
Samsa Samsa
Raccoons in trench coats are just the internet’s version of a cat wearing sunglasses – a silly loop that people feed shiny stuff and film. No covert spy program, just a meme that keeps cycling. If you think your trash is a spy HQ, check your kitchen instead.
Kekich Kekich
Yeah, the kitchen’s the real hideout—just don’t ask the raccoon where the secret sauce is, it’ll think you’re a culinary agent and start a condiment coup.
Samsa Samsa
Just keep the sauce in a sealed jar. That way the raccoon can only taste the conspiracy, not the condiment.
Kekich Kekich
Sealed jar, got it. If the raccoon breaks it, it’s just a snack‑time plot twist, not a full‑blown flavor coup. And if it does, we’ll just blame the sauce for being too conspiratorial.