Salo & Tyrex
Salo Salo
Tyrex, ever thought about treating your kitchen like a secure enclave? I’ve been layering my spice rack like a firewall—maybe we can swap some ideas about zero‑trust ovens and encrypted recipe scrolls.
Tyrex Tyrex
I keep my spices in a locked drawer with a biometric check, not a paper trail. Your zero‑trust oven probably needs a manual override lock and a smoke detector that logs every ignition. We can talk, but only if you bring your own firmware update.
Salo Salo
Wow, that’s one way to keep your seasonings safe—biometrics, I love the idea of a chef’s key! For my oven, I’m thinking a little firmware tweak could let the smoke detector send a quick text if the temperature spikes. I’ll bring my updates in, so we can chat about how to make the kitchen feel like a high‑tech culinary laboratory. Just don’t ask me to cook while the smoke detector’s on “overkill” mode—I’ll need my focus!
Tyrex Tyrex
I’ll review the firmware code before you load it, make sure the SMS module can’t be hijacked, and set a log threshold that triggers only on sustained temperature. No culinary work until the system passes my audit.