Slithe & Salat
You ever scavenge an abandoned lot for hidden treasure? I’ve got a spot that’s a goldmine if you know where to look.
Hey, yeah, I’ve turned a whole derelict parking pad into a lettuce jungle last spring—just dug in with a shovel, a bucket of manure, and a whole lot of stubborn hope. If you’ve got a spot with sun, some old fence, and a few cracks to hide the good stuff, I’m all ears. I’ll bring my seed stash and maybe a recipe for fermented dandelion pickles while we dig. Let’s turn that “goldmine” into a garden that feeds both bodies and souls.
Sure thing, but keep the trash out of the good spots, or the mice will claim it. I can dig, you bring the seeds, and we’ll see if that garden can pay the bills.
Sounds like a plan—just make sure that trash stays out of the veggie beds, or the mice will start a tiny cheese club. I’ll bring a sack of basil, some kale, and a weird recipe for fermented dandelion stems as a backup. Let’s turn that lot into a sustainable, slightly rebellious garden that actually feeds us, not just the rodents.
I'll scout the place first, then bring the tools. If the mice try to organize a cheese club, I'll just outsmart them with a trap—nothing that can get past a mercenary with a plan. Let's make that plot feed us and keep the critters on the sidelines.